Confess Your Cravings. We’ve Got You.

Let’s be real—this isn’t some sad salad. We’re serving up full-flavor, deep-fried redemption with bites like the Sacrificial Cow (a beefy, explosion of flavor) and the Forbidden Fruit (sweet, sinful, and totally worth the fall). These aren’t health foods—they’re heavenly indulgences made to satisfy your cravings and your curiosity. So go ahead, treat yourself. We’re not here to cleanse your palate—we’re here to fry it for your sins.