You’ve tasted the holy grail of guilty pleasures. You’ve licked the grease of glory from your fingers. Now it’s time to confess your experience and help guide other hungry souls to the light (or at least the deep fryer).

Whether our Sacrificial Cow made you weep with joy or the Forbidden Fruit had you questioning your life choices (in the best way), we want to hear it. No filter. No fluff. Just your raw, crispy truth.

“The Sacrificial Cow had me speaking in tongues. The good kind.”
— Elena, Converted Caterer

“10/10. I’d sin again.”
— Marcus, First-Time Fry Disciple

“I came for a snack. I left baptized.”
— Jasmine, Local Believer